The Boob Job

The Boob Job

This is quite a personal and raw subject for me to talk about but I feel like not enough people like to discuss this openly so I’m going to get straight to the point here guys and hopefully start a little bit of a convo, debate, argument, full blown riot… Hopefully not the latter but I’m desperate for a boob job/breast enlargement. 

Hold on hold on, here me out…

I’ve been thinking about it for about a year now and it was always something I thought I knew I'd consider after having children. I’m not thinking of anything big and obvious but something that will look natural and classy along with giving me back some confidence and for my (mind and) body to have a little more balance. I always liked having small boobs before giving birth to my little rack ruiners and when I finished breastfeeding Dylan they went back to normal quite quickly. However when I finished breastfeeding Rudy they just didn't go back to how they once were. I understand that it's natural and obviously they won’t go back to normal. The poor things now just seem to hide from the world, I don't blame them. I blame my 3 boys, that’s right 3 boys! I don't plan on having anymore babies so I feel I can seriously start to think about a boob job. Although I do keep winding Pete up about extending the family to which he responds by walking towards the toolbox to retrieve the hacksaw and holds to his crotch. Anyway, back to the subject about my used tea bags and that’s exactly what they remind me of… Used and dried out tea bags!! 

Of course I’d be lying if I said that I wouldn’t be getting them done for vanity reasons too. Who wants to wear a saggy Agent Provocateur bra? That’s not cute for the boyf. Surely I’m not the first mum to want a boob job after having children…?! 

Come forward mamas/models/ladies/gents? I wana know all the details. Will I regret it afterwards? Do I really have to have them redone after 10 years? Can I have the fat sucked out of my thighs and ass then filled into my Spaniel ears?? Does the fat then spread to other areas around your breasts after a certain amount of time…? 

I’ve done some research online but nothing I read gives me the answers I need and people who have them done in the public eye don’t seem to talk about it… I think it’s a positive and real conversation for us to be having.

Portia x

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